you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

dude so i was roller skating today and i fell on my butt and now i have a decent sized scrape on my thigh and it hurts cos i keep forgetting about it ;-;


[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]


can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000? 

they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year

(Source: wingedpikmin)